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NEWS AND VIEWS - DECEMBER 2018

WRITING NEWS

Made some really good progress on Champions Weekly this month (the latest Signalverse superhero novel); I'm approximately 60% into it now, and still looking to have it done by the end of February. Unfortunately it's running much, much shorter than I was expecting; I figured it would hit at least 40,000 words, total, but 35,000 is looking a lot more likely now. That's not much of a novel, so, in order to give my readers a little more bang for their buck, I'll probably be tacking on a new short story to the end of this one, possibly even starring Jack and Miracle Girl. We'll see.

To tide you over until then, here's the opening scene of Champions Weekly.

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Ally stormed through the office -- stomping down the halls, snarling at the interns, and pushing her way past a protesting receptionist, before, finally, kicking open her boss's door. "I'm quitting," she announced.

Martin, sitting calmly and quietly behind his desk, looked up from his computer. He sighed at the sight of her. "Ally..."

"I'm serious this time, Martin. I'm gone."

He looked at her over the rims of his glasses. "It couldn't have been that bad."

"Two hours," she seethed. "The bimbo kept me waiting for two hours, outside her trailer, and she didn't even--"

"You didn't call her a bimbo, did you?" Martin interrupted wearily, taking off his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I should have." She put her hands on her hips. "This whole thing was a waste of time, Martin. Three weeks of sucking up to her creepy agent to get the interview, two hours fighting traffic into Stapleton, another two hours sitting in the hot sun waiting for her to finish her stupid salad...and all I got out of it was five minutes of umm's and like's. The airhead was on her phone the whole time! And she couldn't remember anything about the robberies anyway."

Martin frowned. "Nothing at all?"

Ally shook her head. "The Phantom of the Mind had her in some kind of trance, from beginning to end. She didn't even remember being kidnapped."

"Hmm. That's too bad."

"I've got nothing, Martin. How am I supposed to turn this into a five-page feature?"

He thought about it. "We could cut it down to three."

She snorted. "Right."

He leaned back in his seat and studied her for a moment. "So you're quitting."

"Yeah."

"And you're serious this time."

Her eyes flashed. "Yes, I am. I'm sick of this fluff. If I don't start getting some better assignments--"

"Close the door, Ally," he said wearily.

Ally, cooling off, suddenly realized that half the office was listening in on the conversation through the open door behind her. She threw the eavesdroppers a dirty look, which scattered them, and closed the door.

Martin looked at her thoughtfully. Her editor was one of the few people capable of holding her gaze for more than a moment; her striking heterochromia (she had one blue eye, and one brown eye) tended to throw people off. "Sit down, please," he said.

She found a chair and sat down, grumpily, folding her arms over her chest.

"We're understaffed right now," he said. "You know that, right?"

"I know," she grumbled.

"Rich is on vacation, Julie is on sabbatical, and Jonah's still embedded with the Offshoots. You're all I've got until October."

"What about Reggie?"

Martin rolled his eyes. "Reggie's sixty-four years old, and he's never worked anything but the crime beat. I suddenly start giving him annoying assignments, you know what'll happen? He'll retire a year early, and then we'll be even more understaffed."

"I just don't see why we can't give some of this junk to the freelancers."

"I can't give them everything," he said patiently. "The regulars are already stretched pretty thin. I know you don't like working these entertainment angles, but it's only for a few more months, and someone has to--"

"I get it, I get it," Ally cut in. "But I'm going crazy here, Martin. It's been months. I'm an investigative journalist, for heaven's sake, not a puff-piecer. I need a story -- something I can really sink my teeth into, you know?"

He nodded. "I understand." He paused, then added, "I don't want to lose you, Ally. I don't want you quitting on me."

She sulked. "I wouldn't really quit. You know I love this magazine."

"I know," he said gently. He steepled his fingers together, thinking, before puffing out a breath and saying, "All right. Here's what we'll do. Hana's been looking to start writing; we'll give her a staff writer position and give her some of these lightweight stories to start, just to get her feet wet."

"She'll appreciate that," Ally said. Hana was their copy editor. Ally had been friends with her for years, despite the fact that the two of them didn't really have anything in common.

"No doubt," he agreed. "And as for you..." He looked at her intently. "Okay. I was planning on saving this for October, after things had settled down a bit around here, but since you're insisting..." He trailed off.

"What?" she asked. "What have you got?"

"You want something you can really sink your teeth into? All right; I've got something. You might have a bit of trouble with it, though."

"Trouble is my business. What have you got?"

He paused, just a bit dramatically, then said, "I want you to find the Signal City Flare."

Ally frowned. "The Signal City Flare?"

"You don't remember him?"

"I remember the name, but..."

"Yeah, that was one of ours. Julie gave him the name. She got it from an eyewitness, a young lady; she said his body was giving off some kind of incredibly bright light. He saved her from a gang of the Neo-Rasputin's thugs up in Stone's Row last summer."

"Superhero, then?"

"Apparently. He only made a couple of brief appearances last year, though, before vanishing; we haven't had a confirmed sighting since last October."

None of this sounded all that promising to Ally. "Only a couple of appearances?"

"He scared off a couple of muggers in Wellington later that summer, and he might have been part of the group that fought the Pyromech in Cincinnatus Park back in September. We haven't been able to confirm that."

"So what's so special about this Flare? Why do you want him found?"

"I want an interview. I want to find out what happened to him."

"Yeah, but why? This guy obviously never amounted to anything." Some superheroes had long, busy careers in Signal City, battling villains, foiling plots, and pulling people out of burning buildings; these heroes tended to become celebrities, featured in magazines like Champions Weekly. Others, like this Signal Flare character, disappeared from the scene almost as quickly they as arrived. It was a revolving door; the heroes and villains were always coming and going.

"He may not have amounted to much, in the long run," Martin admitted, "but he did distinguish himself, on one occasion. You've heard of Fade, I'm sure, and the Cauldron?"

"Of course."

Martin smiled slightly. "It might interest you to know that the Signal City Flare is the only hero who's ever fought Fade, and won."

Ally blinked. "This guy fought Fade?"

"And won," he reiterated. "This was late last year. Fade was practically unknown then; the Cauldron hadn't really acquired their reputation yet at that point."

The Cauldron was a well-known supervillain cabal. Led by the mysterious Fade, this shadowy threesome -- whose other members were the speedy female martial artist Talis Smoke and the vampire Marjolaine -- had been in the news almost constantly lately. They broke into secure facilities, robbed armored cars, and battled superheroes all over the city; Fade himself was known to have personally fought (and overpowered) Nightjar, the aging Blunderbuss, and, most recently, the super-strong Earthmover.

"You're telling me this nobody defeated Fade."

He nodded. "In Stone's Row, in October. He handed Fade over to the police after the fight; unfortunately the creep managed to escape from police custody just a few minutes later. They never even got him to the station to book him."

"And the Flare?"

"Hasn't been seen since that night."

"Well," Ally said, leaning back in her chair. "Well, well. Interesting."

"We've been giving over a lot of coverage to the Cauldron lately. Our readers are starting to ask questions. They've been going over our old articles on the website, and wanting to know what happened to the Flare -- the only hero, so far, who's proven to be a match for Fade. Finding this guy would be big, Ally." He looked away for a moment, turning contemplative. "People are starting to get pretty worried out there, you know. These past few weeks have been bad. The city's villains have been running wild since the Star Marshal showed up, and successful syndicates like this Cauldron group are only making matters worse."

"Aren't the Offshoots keeping a lid on things? I've been reading Jonah's reports; they're pretty optimistic."

"The Offshoots are doing the best they can...and Jonah's trying to stay positive, I'm sure. If you read between the lines, though..." He shook his head. "Personally I can't wait for our heroes to come home."

Ally nodded in agreement. Three weeks ago, the Star Marshal -- a spacefaring hero who hadn't been seen on Earth in several years -- had appeared in the skies above Signal City, warning of some kind of cosmic threat he called the Great Filter. Half the city's heroes had flown off to help him battle the alien, or whatever it was, and so far as anyone knew they were still out there battling it, somewhere in deep space. With the Signal Corps, most of the CrossGuard, Stormchaser, the Ancient Greek, Zona'na, and the Paranormals all off-planet, and with the government-sponsored Fireteam Alpha working somewhere overseas, the Offshoots -- a superhero team from Santa Florentina, in California -- had been flown in to assist the city's remaining, beleaguered heroes. Jonah's articles had seemed to suggest that they were doing a fairly good job of keeping the city's villains in check, but maybe things weren't going as smoothly as they seemed.

Her thoughts were already returning to this story, though, about the Signal City Flare. "Is anyone else working on this, that you know of? The Sentinel, maybe? Aces?"

"I don't know, but I doubt it. Every story about the Flare has been a Champions Weekly exclusive. Local stuff. There might be a reference to him in Sixgun's Metahuman Review, but if they have anything on him they got it from us."

"I like it," Ally said, a smile slowly spreading across her face. "I like it. What's my deadline?"

"I can give you two weeks."

She winced. "That's not much."

He shrugged. "Best I can do. I'm going to need you back on the regular features in September."

"You really think I can find this guy in two weeks? How exactly do you expect me to track him down, anyway?"

"You're an investigative journalist, aren't you?" He gave her a sardonic smirk. "Investigate."

She gave him an irritated look, but he was already dismissing her, returning his attention to his computer. "The Signal City Flare. Two weeks."

She rose from her seat. "All right. I'll see what I can do." She hesitated then, brushing some of her red hair over her ear in a sheepish sort of way. "Sorry for barging in like I did, boss. I didn't mean to make a scene."

The smirk reappeared. "Of course you didn't. Now get out of here, get to it. Oh, and send Hana in here after you, would you? I need to give her the good news."

Ally nodded dutifully, leaving him to his typing.

The Signal City Flare. Two weeks.

She found herself grinning as she stepped out of the office. This, she decided, was going to be fun.

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SANTA CLAUS

I watch this every Christmas.

It's one of the weirdest, quirkiest movies I've ever seen, and the MST3K guys were absolutely at the top of their game with the riffing on this one.

I watch The Star Wars Holiday Special as well (which is a real challenge to get through; I'm usually drowsy by the Bea Arthur scenes), along with the 1938 adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Good stuff. Another thing I like to do before Christmas is read Lawrence Watt-Evans's short Ethshar story, The God in Red, about a theurgist who accidentally summons Santa Claus. It's quite charming.

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REVIEW: TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: SEASONS OF BELIEF

For a while back in the 80's, macabre horror anthology series were all the rage. 1986 saw the first revival of The Twilight Zone; in 1985 Steven Spielberg created Amazing Stories (not really a horror anthology, but many of the episodes told eerie tales); George Romero's film Creepshow led to the creation of Tales From the Darkside in 1983 (which later morphed into another anthology series, Monsters, in 1988); and, of course, in 1989 HBO debuted the most successful horror anthology series of all, Tales From the Crypt.

Of these, Tales From the Crypt had the longest run (1989 to 1996), but the syndicated Tales From the Darkside lasted nearly as long, from 1983 to 1988. Though it preceded Tales From the Crypt, the series comes across now as something of a second-rate version of it: Tales From the Darkside was rarely as polished or as well-directed as Tales From the Crypt (Robert Zemeckis, Tobe Hooper, and Richard Donner, it should be noted, all directed episodes of Crypt), and the fact that it was syndicated meant it couldn't get away with anything truly grisly. Until the Sci-Fi (or SyFy, whatever) Channel started airing the series again a few years ago, it had been mostly forgotten by all but a few hardcore fans.

My friend Ant and I were among those who never forgot the series, but not because we were huge fans of it; in fact, I only ever saw one episode of it during its original run. That single episode, though, which I watched on Christmas Eve when I was either seven or eight years old, scarred me so badly that I was still able to recall it and quote from it years later (Ant, in a remarkable coincidence, happened to catch this episode on the same night that I did, and remembered it as well). The episode was called "Seasons of Belief," and starred E.G. Marshall (who played the vaguely Reagan-looking president in Superman II) as a father who sits down on Christmas Eve to tell his children a story about a monster called the Grither.

The episode opens (following some Christmasy establishing shots) with the family of four -- Mom, Dad, little boy Jimbo (?!?), and little girl Stefa -- eating dinner on Christmas Eve (somewhat off-putting: E.G. Marshall is clearly signficantly older than the woman who plays his wife; I guess he must've started this family when he was like sixty-five). Boy and girl both are very jaded about the whole Christmas thing, telling their parents they don't believe in Santa and that they're both bored out of their minds (bored kids on Christmas Eve...yeah, right). Not allowed to watch TV, the kids demand a story from their parents -- but not a Christmas story, because, they say, they've heard all those already. So the parents concoct a scary story for them instead, about a fearsome monster called the Grither, who has fists as big as basketballs, arms as long as boa constrictors, and who, if he hears you speak his name out loud, will fly out from the North Pole to kill you. The kids are skeptical, but eventually -- as their parents continue to elaborate on the legend -- the story starts to get to them.

(At one point E.G. Marshall sings a song about the Grither, to the tune of "Come All Ye Faithful": I am the Grither / you cannot escape me / for pleading is useless / and so are your prayers. Great stuff.)



Anyway, things get more and more spooky, until finally, only a moment after E.G. Marshall's character has explained to his kids that the Grither is really nothing more than a nasty story, a pair of gigantic mutant hands breaks through a pair of windows, grasps the heads of the parents, and crushes them like walnuts. "What was that?" visiting uncle Michael asks. Stefa starts to say his name, but is reminded not to by Jimbo. Staring at the bodies of her dead parents, Stefa shakes her head slowly and says, "It wasn't Santa Claus." Then "Silent Night" starts to play. Classy.

As I said, the episode really scarred me. Watching it now, it all seems a bit silly (the mechanical Grither arms are preposterous, and the kids are both horrible actors), but to a second-grader who had never seen a real horror movie (or even an episode from a horror anthology series) before, watching it at his grandparents' house on Christmas Eve, it managed to freak me out pretty severely. To this day, whenever I get together with my cousins -- who watched it with me -- on Christmas Eve, we recall the episode and wonder what in the world our parents were doing letting us watch this stuff. (Ant, although he's the same age as me, was probably not nearly as freaked out by the episode as I was at the time; his parents were so blasé about letting him watch gory movies that he was fully desensitized by the time he was five. I remember him talking about how awesome Full Moon's Puppet Master was when we were in the third grade.)

And although, ultimately, it is a bit of a goofy story, the episode does manage to build up quite a bit of tension. It's not as creepy as I remember it, but the dark sets and the overall weird sense of isloation it gives off (the family seems completely cut off from everyone else on the planet) work well. It almost certainly won't affect you the same way if affected me on that dark Christmas Eve night back in the 80's, but it's not bad for a Tales From the Darkside episode.

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BH




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